Lezzy Jelly

After returning from a beautiful night out, my girl Adonis (formerly known as G-Unit) and I cuddled up on a sofa and got to it, by which I mean we had deep meaningful conversations. And then, after watching youtube videos of degus (look them up, SO cute!) and cats performing medical exercises, we decided to blog together. We are soul mates, and so together we blogged.

The only problem is, my Adonis said "I kinda suck at writing..."

"Let's draw!"

"I kinda suck at drawing..."

"...let's draw anyway!"

A while ago, I sent her a letter to her university address with lots of scribbles and bits of junk. I included two cartoon character depictions of ourselves; "Homegirl" and "Super Homogirl".(funnily enough, although Adonis has a lot more experience of beating girls up in the bedroom, I was the one to be adorned "Super Homogirl")

 And then at my party for my birthday, Adonis drew me a beautiful comic panel of the two of us fighting crime against evil ex boyfriends.

I can't convey to you how much I LOVE comics. My garage is full of old Beano magazines and I have a box under my bed full of carefully collected graphic novels wrapped in those little plastic baggies that keep them nice. I freaking LOVE them. So it's no wonder I ended up in bed with Adonis later that night. (well that and Germanotti neglected to tell me that he also intended to sleepover & stole the spare bedroom, leaving two drunk bisexual girls to their own devices. Is that not the beginning of a porno?)

 Not going to deny it; I spooned a girl and I liked it.

Anyway, here's what Adonis drew for this post:

That's us flying down to "tag team" "some random hoe". I'm not going to lie, I think Adonis actually condones girl on girl sexual assault. The way we are lunging through the air with our legs behind our backs does suggest a dire urgency to inflict rape upon the poor unsuspecting "hoe". This is why I love Adonis.

Below is a quick sketch I did of a situation which is very likely to occur: