Here's a quick drawing I did in order to impress a hot girl in the hopes that she might be what we in the business call a "cunning linguist".
Have you ever felt an electric wave of joy when several people "like" something you say on Facebook?
I'm a bit of a "like" slut at the moment. In real life I try and make people laugh, because it brings me happiness; I even have this blog so that I might entertain some people while finding a home for my creative output. So on facebook, I'm like that one friend everyone has who makes dick jokes about EVERYTHING.
And when 21 other people "like" my dick jokes, then they're only encouraging the dick-joke-making monster that I'm bound to become. Also, it officially means I'm facebook funny, which is the bottom rung on the ladder of comedy (just below sarcasm.)
As Charlie Sheen would say,
"WINNING!"
P.s I currently have the death flu, so feel free to send in naked pictures to:
lady.rage@hotmail.co.uk
especially if you're that hot girl I mentioned previously.
Have you ever felt an electric wave of joy when several people "like" something you say on Facebook?
I'm a bit of a "like" slut at the moment. In real life I try and make people laugh, because it brings me happiness; I even have this blog so that I might entertain some people while finding a home for my creative output. So on facebook, I'm like that one friend everyone has who makes dick jokes about EVERYTHING.
And when 21 other people "like" my dick jokes, then they're only encouraging the dick-joke-making monster that I'm bound to become. Also, it officially means I'm facebook funny, which is the bottom rung on the ladder of comedy (just below sarcasm.)
As Charlie Sheen would say,
"WINNING!"
P.s I currently have the death flu, so feel free to send in naked pictures to:
lady.rage@hotmail.co.uk
especially if you're that hot girl I mentioned previously.
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